Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Chapter 6: Trial by Fire



We were captivated by the runes, a different one calling to each of us. They called us deep within ourselves to personal trials, where something of a god wished to test our mettle. Afterwards, we had more time in the dark to share our trials.
Jarod was called to a short hallway, the end of which was barred by a large door. Upon this door was inscribed a riddle.
“insert riddle here”
He quickly guessed the answer, and the door swung open, revealing an orc. This orc was a monster, even amongst his kind, and wield a great spiked chain made of an eerie dark metal. Jarod matched his foe swing for swing. With a final blow that nearly ripped the orcs head off, he found himself falling down a pit with no end in sight.
               Aida found herself on a bright cloud. “Oh gods, am I dead…” she panicked. An old man strolled up next to her and asked what she wanted most. She answered that she would most like her group to be safely out of the hole they were stuck in. The old shook his head at her lack of imagination, but had to admit her selflessness seemed sincere. He asked her to solve a riddle.
“insert riddle here”
She eventually guessed the answer. “Very good,” congratulated the old man, “now let’s see you solve this.” Aida found herself suddenly underwater, and instinctually swam to the surface. One dim torch illuminated a nearby shore, and she made her way to it. She found a hallway leading into the rock face, and it led to three doors.
One opened easily, and held only a table with a crust of stale bread which a rat would turn down. The other two were sealed tight. She tried to pick the lock, force the door (less than brilliant as the doors opened out), even using the riddle’s answer as a passphrase, but nothing worked. The old man told her there was a simply answer she hadn’t tried. She sat against a wall, weary from overthinking. In a flash of clarity, she knocked on the door. It swung open invitingly, and its guardians swung their swords towards her stomach. She tried to fight them off, but they just wouldn’t go down. Searching for secret escape, she kicked open the sarcophagus in the center of the room. The crumbling bones inside clutched a beautiful bronze dagger to its chest. Aida snatched it up as the skeletons ran her through. She too found herself falling down one of those stereotypical nightmare spirals.
Ethiriel met the old man in a clearing. He asked her a riddle. When she answered, he presented her with two prizes. First was her packhorse, whom she had missed sorely since they were whisked away in the sewers. Second was Sloan, who was aiming a bow at her head. She rolled out of the way of the speeding arrow. In a brief moment of sanity, Sloan called out to Ethiriel “What’s going on?” “You tried to shoot me!” she yelled. “Oh shit, there are the voices again… DODGE!” he struggled as he unwillingly readied another arrow. Woosh, it missed, barely. They tried many tactics, splitting up, breaking arrows, restraining Sloan, but he was always magically able to fire upon her when the voices compelled him. She found the answer in the riddle, and allowed the next arrow to find its mark. She fell into a bright void, and imagined it was death.
Sloan was sent to a pleasure palace, and, after being forced to fire on an ally, was rather unsurprised to be greeted by a strange old man. A riddle was asked and answered, as reward Sloan was sent on a mission worth 2k platinum to assassinate a male drow who was somehow climbing through the military ranks. Sloan gladly accepted, and was given a magical map which showed his position, but not his target. He quickly found an expensively armored drow, relieving himself, and managed to sneak up on him. The first arrow crippled the man, allowing time for two more shots before the drow could reach Sloan. A solid blow with his heavy pick finished the job smoothly. As his target fell to the ground, Sloan slipped through a rift in time and space, and began orbiting a small comet at the edge of the universe.
Igor was more aware of the illusory nature of his situation, and introduced himself when the old man appeared. He was congratulated on his politeness, and the old man apologized that he could not return the introduction at the time. Riddle, trial, falling, let’s move on with the story.
All were thrown against a wall of the pit as they returned to reality, and took a well-earned nap.

Sunday, May 3, 2015

Chapter 5: Out of the Pan



Our heroes awaken from some much needed rest after their battle with the wyvern, only to find that Sloan has been hauled off. Ethiriel quickly picks up the trail and leads the group in pursuit. The trail leads them to a deep ravine. While the group was busy searching for their lost friend, a goblin gang lurked overhead.
The keen rangers sensed trouble and alerted the archers to the threat. The goblins finally grew impatient (they had shown marvelous will power, for goblins, waiting the few minutes they had) and rained javelins upon the heroes. Ethiriel returned fire upon the exposed hooligans. Most of the party hauled ass to the canyon exit, but Aida (a little embarrassed at her cowardice with the dragon) stood her ground and hurled some childish insults (very effective at gaining a goblins attention).
This afforded the party enough time to escape the canyon. They entered a large depression in the mountains, hidden away from the town and snow. Igor and the rest hurried across to the cave at the other end of the valley.
Aida, knowing her party was safely out of range, began searching for a way up to the nasty little fiends. However, they were confident in their numbers, and quickly climbed down to surround her. She summoned her mind-blade, readied her gauntlet, and proceeded to kick goblin ass.
Igor, leading the retreat across the valley, was first to the cave. He slowly approached, and his caution was rewarded as he was able to dodge the charging bear. As the others arrive, they take up arms to defend their friend against the furious beast. All got their shots off at the bear, whittling its health down. However, the bear was quickly defeating each of them until Kilkas the dwarf struck a mighty blow that ended the rampage.
Fortunately, no-one was damaged beyond repair. After a little rest—and many, many prayers to (insert dwarf god here)—the party was ready to continue the search for our absent acquaintance.
The party began searching the valley for other threats, or for any sign of Sloan. As night approached, they returned to the cavern, hoping the dwarf had turned up some hidden door the rest of us had missed. Unfortunately, he had gone missing as well. “He couldn’t have gone far,” noted Jarod, “the only tracks of his that venture outside the cave are those that go to and from the pissing tree.” “Perhaps he found a trap door that doesn’t have a way back.” proposed Ethiriel. Everyone began to scour the cave for any sign of where he might be.
Over the next couple of days, party members disappeared one by one; as they unwittingly found the trapdoor they’d been searching so hard for. Aida and Igor were the last two left. Igor finally managed to find the trigger without standing on the trapdoor. Now that the trap was revealed, the two left topside set their minds to disarming. Enter the troll…
Despite the horrid grunting of the monstrosity, Aida was too deep in thought to notice it shuffle behind her. She was sent flying across the room by a single strike of its massive club. She hit the wall and landed prone on the trapdoor. Igor quick thinking saved their lives, when he purposefully triggered the trap, and dove through the door himself. Having escaped the troll, he had time to ponder his position.
“Well thas jus great, we’re all back together, in a hole!” the dwarf cried out in annoyance. When Aida came to she started to panic, “Oh no…first I lost my memory… now I can’t see!” “Relax, I’m sure you’re fine, it’s just very dark down here.” Ethiriel tried to calm the girl, with only mild success. Igor kept up his murmuring as he thought, something about needing to escape before the dwarf *A quick sound clip*farted.
Now that everyone was a little woozy, strange runes began to glow on the wall…